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No tattoos before your thirty….

Quite some time ago I was in the State library and found this great little book which I just had to pick it up. I mean the title ^^ says it all.

The blurb on the back reads

“…you wont find a singsong entry in this book that says ‘magic happens’…There are no pictures of cuddly animals…It’s the stuff I wish somebody, anybody had told me twenty years ago…”

That got me intrigued… A section for her daughter and a section for her son…. But I think they work equally as well either way.

Be kind, its the most attractive quality you’ll ever possess.

Remember people’s names – unles it’s the guy who rides the motorbike.

Never throw a drink in a guys face.  It’s not high drama. It’s cheap. Walk away.  On the other hand, if he’s groped you, make sure the glass is nice and full.

Take lots of photos – you think you look dorky now. Trust me, you look fantastic girl, and you’ll appreciate the memories.

Learn to fight. I don’t care if its boxing or jujitsu.  The rule is you never get phyiscal unless they touch you or a woman.  Then you’ll know how to break their jaw.

Respect cops. You don’t have to like them, but appreciate the job they do.  It’s a brutal occupation and they’re the first people you call when the shit hits the fan.

Notice detail.  An unfilled glass at a party, a new hairstyle, a certain angle of penetration.  Women love it when you remember the little things.

And that’s it for today’s wisdom.
Jen 🙂

Today’s trivia….

More silly trivia that is fun to read, but do we really need to know it?

I love finding these….

We all knew DaVinci was a genius, but did you know how much of a genius?? Apparently he could play tennis with one hand and draw with the other – at the same time!  A skill I think everyone should aim for personally.  You never know when you might need it.

Fish swim in the water, they drown if they are out of the water – kinda the opposite  of us really.  BUT, Tuna will suffocate if they stop swimming.  Poor fish must be exhausted!

More on fish…. if you call someone a twerp, what are you calling them? An idiot or moron..? NO, you’re calling them a pregnant goldfish!! Really.

The Statue of Liberty is one big chick… but did you know her index finger is about 2.5m in length (that’s nearly 8ft!).

Want some exercise… not this kind you don’t, although those with kids might understand at times.. banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

Pity on most guys here… facial hair is the fastest growing hair on the body.

And I left the best til last…

We all know women can, and do, talk a lot… on average women say 7000 words per day compared to men’s paltry contribution of just 2000 words.

that’s my word 235 count for today,
Have a good one, 🙂